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		<title>Uh, Call before you dig?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Rathbun</dc:creator>
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You may or may not know about the law requiring you call for utility locating before you do any excavation.&#160;&#160; The pictures below are a result of a guy using a post hole digger with out calling for &#34;locates&#34; and he hit an             [...]]]></description>
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<p><font size="3"><font face="Arial"><strong>You may or may not know about the law requiring you call for utility locating before you do any excavation.&#160;&#160; <br />The pictures below are a result of a guy using a post hole digger with out calling for &quot;locates&quot; and he hit an                           <br />underground, high-pressure cross country gas pipe.                          <br /></strong></font></font><i>                     <br /><font face="Arial" size="3"><strong>They never did find the guy……….</strong></font></i><font size="3"><font face="Arial"><strong> <i>Took out 2 homes.</i></strong></font></font></p>
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<p>(This was e-mailed to me today, and I thought I’d share.&#160; I never researched to see how this actually happened.)</p>
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		<title>The Relationship of a President and their AE</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Rathbun</dc:creator>
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		<title>6 Things I have learned during my 6 Months in Real Estate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Fristoe</dc:creator>
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I have been a licensed Real Estate Agent for the past 6 months and in those 6 months I have learned A LOT! After thinking about it, I thought I should share what I learned with everyone. Some of the things I have learned are a little more serious than others, but this is what [...]]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="Calibri;">I have been a licensed Real Estate Agent for the past 6 months and in those 6 months I have learned A LOT!<span style="yes;"> </span>After thinking about it, I thought I should share what I learned with everyone.<span style="yes;"> </span>Some of the things I have learned are a little more serious than others, but this is what I’ve learned.</span></p>
<h2><span style="Calibri;">1.) </span><span style="minor-latin;"><span style="Ignore;"></span></span><span style="Calibri;">Real Estate is NOT as Glamorous as you may think.</span></h2>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="Calibri;">When I decided to get into Real Estate, everyone was telling me, “you are going to drive around in a fancy car, making tons of money!” Reality Check &#8211; Real Estate is A LOT of hard work, which involves driving around in car on hot day getting sweating, trying to make lots of money.<span style="yes;"> </span>We may like to portray being Glamorous but really we spend every day trying to do the best work so that our clients get the best house!</span></p>
<h2><span style="Calibri;">2. Educate yourself </span></h2>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="Calibri;">The one thing you hear over and over again when you get your license is, finish your 30 hours of post licensing education in the first year.<span style="yes;"> </span>You groan and think, “well heck I just went thru all of this and now I have to learn more.” It not hard at all, its actually fun! I take every class or designation that I can.<span style="yes;"> </span>I love learning new stuff and it can only help me help my clients! What more could you ask for?</span></p>
<h2><span style="Calibri;">3.<span style="yes;"> </span>Get involved </span></h2>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="Calibri;">That can mean getting involved in your local Association, your community, or your church.<span style="yes;"> </span>I believe in Karma and the more I give back the more I hope eventually<span style="yes;"> </span>comes back to me.<span style="yes;"> </span>If that means doing a little extra work helping others, well I am there!</span></p>
<h2><span style="Calibri;">4. I @ do you?<span style="yes;"> </span>Technology is a GOOD thing! </span></h2>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="Calibri;">One of my favorite applications that I use online is <a href="http://www.Twitter.com">Twitter</a>. Its best explained as a mini-blog, where in 140 character you answer the question, “what are you doing?”.<span style="yes;"> </span>I have made some very good friends and learned some very good information on Twitter. I suggest it! (You might also want to try, <a href="http://www.facebook.com">Facebook</a>, <a href="http://www.flickr.com">Flickr</a> and <a href="http://www.linkedin.com">Linkedin</a>)</span></p>
<h2><span style="Calibri;">5. DO NOT close on a day before a holiday! </span></h2>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="Calibri;">It may sound obvious but on my second deal, I did just that. And Guess what the deal did not close on the day! So, just listen to me, Do not, may I repeat, DO NOT close on a day before a holiday!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="Calibri;">And Last but certainly not least. Drum roll please………..</span></p>
<h2><span style="Calibri;">6. Pat Breme is the Most Fabulously Dressed Woman at FAAR!<span style="yes;"> </span></span></h2>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="Calibri;">I mean seriously, have you seen the fabulous clothes that this woman wears! She is amazing! Pat Breme is FAAR’s exceptionally wonderful CEO. Not only is Impeccable dress but she has an Impeccable reputation dealing with the Association, its members and the community.<span style="yes;"> </span>I can only hope to one day be as well respected as Pat Breme!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="Calibri;">These are the few of the things that I have learned in my first six months in Real Estate. It is by no means a complete list but if I had listed all the things I learned, well lets just say, I would still be typing!</span></p>
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